PNR Review: Real Vampires Don't Wear Size Six [Paperback]

I've finished "Real Vampires Don't Wear Size 6" the 7th book in her Glory St. Claire series by Gerry Bartlett.
Product Description

For a vampire, losing weight can be hellish - from the national bestselling author of Real Vampires Hate Their Thighs.

After Glory St. Clair kicked out the demon that had set up shop in her body, she had a serious fallout with longtime lover Jeremy Blade. But before Glory can win him back, she has some issues of the hellish variety to deal with.

When Lucifer himself offers Glory the ultimate temptation - work for the devil and he'll make her a size six-the curvy vampire's not sure if she can resist. But what Glory does know is that somehow, she's going to get back the man she loves and show everyone that real vampires always have more to love.

From the Author

When I write about Glory St. Clair, I always put myself in her place -- without the fangs, of course. So when she had demon trouble in the previous book in this series, Real Vampires Have More to Love, I had a feeling Lucifer himself would come to call. And if he wanted to lure her over to dark side, what could he offer a full-figured woman like Glory? Like me, Glory would love to be a perfect size six. Seems like every woman she knows has achieved that goal. Of course in the fantasy world of vampires, sirens and demons, perfect figures are the norm -- except for our heroine. So Glory's always dreamed of being a six herself. But with her hips and thighs? Not happening. I had a lot of fun imagining how she'd react to that offer. Guess you'll have to read the book to see whether she takes the deal or not. 

Product Details
Paperback: 352 pages
Publisher: Berkley Trade; 1 edition (August 2, 2011)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0425241351
ISBN-13: 978-0425241356

My Review:

The vampire council orders Glory to shut down her store Vintage Emporium because it's attracting too much attention from the outside world.  Her on-off again relationship with vampire boyfriend Jeremy Blade has gone downhill since he found out about her fling with her former bodyguard Valdez while possessed by a demon.

Damian "Casanova" Sabatini offers her a chance to redeem herself by mentoring a recently turned vampire Penny Patterson like she did rock star Israel "Ray" Caine.  

She also has to deal with Lucifer who offers her the one thing has has always wanted to wear a Size 6 in exchange for souls.  Also she has to help Israel with his drinking problem when he becomes addicted again.

This book is humorous as ever and a very light entertaining paranormal read!

3.5/5

Thanks Gerry for sending me a signed copy to review, greatly appreciated!